Untiled ask submit tagged/me

every time i have 101 of something im worried that cruella de vil will show up and try to make coats out of it

omgyjyaswitch7 my legs hurt

cant believe weed is illegal but meth isnt

i’m tired

bought another phone so i can sext myself

let me tell you if i was barack obama i would do everything he would do exactly how he would do it because i would be him not me and free will is an illusion

digiorno:

A meteor took out the dinosaurs, only pizza could bring them back.


evenly spreading toppings is literally the only option if you want to make a pizza that will be eaten by people. this is just impractical

digiorno:

A meteor took out the dinosaurs, only pizza could bring them back.

evenly spreading toppings is literally the only option if you want to make a pizza that will be eaten by people. this is just impractical

capitalistpropaganda:

professionaleducation:

capitalistpropaganda:

if this post gets a thousand notes I’ll put it in my 1k tag

if this post doesn’t get a thousand notes, i’ll put it in my 1k tag.

hey what’s the big idea buddy you tryna put me out of business?

this post is already in my 1k tag. if it gets 1000 notes, i wont do anything

congratulatio-fucking-ns

(Source: donnacabonna)

porkrub:

It smells in here and I’m angsty why am I in hell

ok megan fox

be careful

urgentcum:

*tricks you into loving me*

megacycles:

Prophetic Creations 

megacycles:

Prophetic Creations