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hey tutorial heads

bombing:

query: where can i rent a suit of armor? i only need it for a day. after that i can either return it or it won’t matter anymore

*smokes a cigarette* it’s a simile. did i do the joke right? what is this

imma-sammich:

what do i win

50 points for filling the screen, -70 points for the text you added to the image. why did you do that. i already know your username and what you said. you have -20 points

imma-sammich:

what do i win

50 points for filling the screen, -70 points for the text you added to the image. why did you do that. i already know your username and what you said. you have -20 points

officialunitedstates:

Got a wasp nest in your backyard?  I’ll shoot it with my sniper rifle.  Sometimes the nest explodes, and sometimes I miss and hit your barbeque grill, but that’s all part of the experience.  $20 a nest

officialunitedstate asks: i colored in the whole screen on your blog do i get an achievement

impossible!

Anonymous asks: When did ur blog get so lame?

the day i started it


Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

fuck off no it isnt i think. ive seen way clearer im pretty sure. go to hell most likely

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

fuck off no it isnt i think. ive seen way clearer im pretty sure. go to hell most likely

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a unique product

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petition for birds to have teeth and hands

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Anonymous asks: omg ur so hot

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

Anonymous asks: Ur blgo sux.

this ruin my day

grimelords:

here’s a good diagram I saw today DON’T THROW OUT

grimelords:

here’s a good diagram I saw today DON’T THROW OUT