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haha, nice
—me before i like your post

(Source: liquidsnacks)

*hoots and hollers*

(Source: yeezytaughtme)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_meat_shower

i made a birdhouse today and my wife stepped on it with the mech she built to ruin my life

a real upgrade would be disabling posting permanently

a real upgrade would be disabling posting permanently

(Source: kizatchi)

badkidsjokes:

a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

i really need to get a new motorcycle

the motorcycle i have now is getting old. also it’s much less a motorcycle than it is an industrial garbage compactor. it’s like a different thing entirely

and it’s loud

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

i really need to get a new motorcycle

the motorcycle i have now is getting old. also it’s much less a motorcycle than it is an industrial garbage compactor. it’s like a different thing entirely

and it’s loud

i came up with a new system of maths where there are no numbers and most of the calculations are done with your feet. it’s called riding a bike to work because my wife melted my car in a giant furnace

Anonymous asks: u r so fucking sexy

happy easter

Anonymous asks: What the heck is a raw orange aren't oranges usually raw

not if you cook them

just tried a raw orange and wow. they’re better this way

bombing:

query: where can i rent a suit of armor? i only need it for a day. after that i can either return it or it won’t matter anymore